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  3. ohgodbenny:

    Did your parents know too, that you spent two years playing hide and seek? Maybe.

    (via detective-assbutt)

     
  4. thecentercourfeyrac:

    glitterandmetal-yt-da:

    roundtocrescent:

    mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

    do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

    yes

    even his name is an innuendo

    It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

    (Source: smithtocapaldi, via tastefullyoffensive)

     
  5. sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    (Source: ultrafacts, via detective-assbutt)

     

  6. backstageleft:

    barriz99:

    nicodianeglo:

    bruisedbrat:

    tillylikestroye:

    the-winchester-initiative:

    eye4aye:

    uncaging-the-chaos:

    reblog and see what your followers say

    Interesting..

    image

    I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

    I was…

     

    1. me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    2. me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    3. me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    4. me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    5. me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    6. me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    7. me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    8. me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
    9. me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
     

  7. beyoncebeytwice:

    can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

    (via h3ckarad)

     

  8. greed:

    i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

    (Source: longful, via h3ckarad)

     
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