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The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
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i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via detective-assbutt)
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
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BtVS S3E3 - Faith, Hope & Trick
- Buffy: I just wanna get my life back, you know? Do normal stuff.
- Willow: Like date?
- Buffy: Well...
- Xander: Aw, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut.
- [Xander starts chuckling and Buffy punches him on the arm]
- Xander: [still kind of chuckling] Ow.
- Buffy: Alright... yes, date, and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girly stuff.
dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
edit
WHAT)
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!Oh my god
how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf
Just reblogging ‘cause it’s cute…
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