1. (via pizza)

     
  2. (via pizza)

     

  3. headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

    theorgyorganizer:

    fuck education who wants to start a band

    your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

    (via pizza)

     

  4. jaclcfrost:

    faygofuckyourself:

    jaclcfrost:

    if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

    image

    It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

    no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

    (Source: jaclcfrost, via pizza)

     
  5. (Source: fromchive, via backstageleft)

     

  6. thespacegoat:

    bryceckrispies:

    thespacegoat:

    what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

    uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

    no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

    image

    (via pizza)

     

  7. what I expect from the musical episode

    1. Dean: where the hell are we
    2. Sam: I don't know man but it's weird...I'm gonna go check it out
    3. Dean: ok good 'cause while we're here Im gonna need a drink
    4. Sam: *leaves Dean alone at bar*
    5. Dean: *takes a swig of beer*
    6. Dean:
    7. Dean: ...maybe I should try calling Ca-
    8. Dean: ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE IM ALL ALONE AND I NEED YOU NOWW
    9. Dean: what the hell?!- I SAID I WOULDNT CALL BUT IVE- what? no wait- LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOWWWW- Cas!!-
    10. Cas: *poofs into room* Dean, what is it?
    11. Dean: Cas i- WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISS *clamps hand over mouth*
    12. Cas: ??...Dean-
    13. Dean: I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
    14. Cas: Dean? I don't understand.. *steps closer and reaches out to touch shoulder*
    15. Cas: what's going on-- *freezes on contact, eyes wide*
    16. Dean: Cas what's wron-
    17. Cas: *forcefully grabs Dean's collar and pulls him close*
    18. Dean: Cas what the-!
    19. Cas: I GOT CHILLS THEYRE MULTIPLYING
    20. Dean: -SAM HELP!
     
  8. lokicolouredglasses:

    fandom-universe:

    kungfucarrie:

    The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

    "Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

    "B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

    "That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

    (taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

    This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

    (Source: uvmsemba, via backstageleft)

     
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  10. maverikloki:

    cannibalcoalition:

    risu-of-anterra:

    cannibalcoalition:

    "Puns are safe jokes. No one gets hurt by puns."

    -tells a pun to a loved one and gets hit because it was terrible-

    "I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!"

    I guess you could say you were punished.

    I don’t know how this could happun. 

    I will punch you all.

    (via backstageleft)